JB Kassarjian Facts:

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- JB doesn’t just teach leadership. He IS leadership.
- JB can win a game of chess in one move.
- JB can curse you out in 50 different languages…BACKWARDS!
- All aspects of Jack Welch’s 20yr transformation plan for GE were stolen from one of JB’s 3rd grade scratch books.
- JB has practical work experience for every job ever created…at any time in history.
- JB has more business connections than Verizon!
- In the business world, there are six degrees of separation from JB.
- JBK stands for Judicious Business Knowledge. If you add the M, its Judicious Business Management Knowledge.
- JB can get the Ledakkans to pay in 3 days.
- JB is the business of doing business.
- JB shot and killed Karl Marx…for money.
- JB has single handedly defeated 183 hostile takeovers.
- SOX explicitly excludes JB from participating in the private sector due to concerns over unfair competition.
- JB burst .com's bubble.
- JB makes good, great.
- Walmart's business model is largely based on JB's digestive process.
- When he was 2 and a half, JB taught his father how to read.
- JB killed and ate a polar bear to teach his High Tech Markets class an important lesson.
- JB is always trading at his 52 week high.
- JB taught Zorba the Greek how to dance.