Ugly Woman

Parody Song Title:
"Ugly Woman"
Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes
Ugly woman, with her ugly feet

Ugly woman, please don't take that empty seat

Ugly womanI don't believe you, let me tell the truth

No one could look as ugly as you do

Ugly woman, there's no lard on me

Ugly woman, I couldn't help but see

That you look fat as you can be

Ugly woman, why did you sit down beside of me

Mercy

Ugly woman, won't you go away

Ugly woman, tell me you cannot stay

Ugly woman, can't you find yourself another guy

Ugly woman, nay, nay, nay

Mercy

Ugly woman, look the other way

Ugly woman, there is nothing more to say

'Cause I don't need you, I can't treat you right

Ugly woman, you'll not be mine tonight

Mercy

Ugly woman, please just walk away,heyok

Did you hear what I had to say

I guess I'll go on home, it's late

Find yourself another date

wait

What do I see

I hope I don't see what I think I see

My God, she's walking back toward me

Mercy

Oh, oh, ugly woman

Halloween Fun!

Alright people, you asked for it, our first dress up day. To make it easy, this Wednesday, aka Halloween, everyone in class should wear either black or orange. Add to it with small costume pieces like devil horns or cat ears, if you so choose. But get into the spirit! Babson may try to take Halloween away from us, but they can't!
To add to the mischief, why not go Trick or Treating? BCAP room 254 has candy for anyone willing to "Trick or Treat" and hopefully other BCAP rooms will join in too. Round up your BCAP members, buy some candy, and get an awesome sugar rush prior to studying!
Happy Halloween!

JB Kassarjian Facts: New

JB can set prices in perfectly competitive markets.

MTV Crates

My own little world series

You may feel a pang of emptiness on Thursday and Friday. I won't be in class asking my usual set of "what the eff are you talking about??" questions. While you guys are learning about the "dynamics of competition" I'm gonna be living it.

The Ultimate Frisbee National Championships Thursday through Sunday. Feel free to follow along. (My team is called Brute Squad)

http://club2007.upa.org/results/women

Chuck Norris Chooses President!

October 22, 2007

Martial arts TV star picks presidential candidate

Will Norris' star power help Huckabee?

WASHINGTON (CNN) — It could be the latest so-called Chuck Norris fact: The American people don't choose presidents, Chuck Norris does.

The cult hero of "Walker Texas Ranger" fame said Monday he's backing Republican Mike Huckabee for president.

"Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Norris wrote on the conservative Web site World Net Daily.

"Mike is also a respected and fearless leader, and he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority," Norris added. "He doesn't abandon his values for what's expedient. Like our Founding Fathers, he's not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs."

Huckabee's campaign has not responded to a request for comment

- Show quoted text -

Guess who's in the news?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/22/martial-arts-tv-star-picks-presidential-candidate/

20 USB Gizmos That Have No Place in the Enterprise (But You'll Love Just the Same)

http://www.cio.com/article/print/130554

here's a video of one of them

Take a chance on me ;P

bwahahahaha!!!

WOTD

The Word-Of-The-Day is "snuggle". It has the following definition

1.
to lie or press closely, as for comfort or from affection; nestle; cuddle. –verb (used with object)
2.
to draw or press closely against, as for comfort or from affection. –noun
3.
the act of snuggling.

4.
To lie or press close together; cuddle.

5.
To curl up closely or comfortably; nestle: snuggled happily under the covers. v. tr. To draw close or hold closely, as for comfort or in affection; hug.

Please make any comments for this word during the day as a Comment to this post and not as a new post on this site.

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JB Kassarjian Facts:

Let's build this list together!

- JB doesn’t just teach leadership. He IS leadership.
- JB can win a game of chess in one move.
- JB can curse you out in 50 different languages…BACKWARDS!
- All aspects of Jack Welch’s 20yr transformation plan for GE were stolen from one of JB’s 3rd grade scratch books.
- JB has practical work experience for every job ever created…at any time in history.
- JB has more business connections than Verizon!
- In the business world, there are six degrees of separation from JB.
- JBK stands for Judicious Business Knowledge. If you add the M, its Judicious Business Management Knowledge.
- JB can get the Ledakkans to pay in 3 days.
- JB is the business of doing business.
- JB shot and killed Karl Marx…for money.
- JB has single handedly defeated 183 hostile takeovers.
- SOX explicitly excludes JB from participating in the private sector due to concerns over unfair competition.
- JB burst .com's bubble.
- JB makes good, great.
- Walmart's business model is largely based on JB's digestive process.
- When he was 2 and a half, JB taught his father how to read.
- JB killed and ate a polar bear to teach his High Tech Markets class an important lesson.
- JB is always trading at his 52 week high.
- JB taught Zorba the Greek how to dance.

WOTD

The Word-Of-The-Day is "Cruickshank".

I have no idea what the definition of this word is. I just saw the word in one of those spam emails yesterday and thought it was cool.

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Where in the World is Checker?

What time do you think Checker will show today?

Please post your guesses as Comments to this post.

what about Techmark

What happens if the prof mentions techmark all on their own? Points for everyone?

WOTD

The Word-Of-The-Day is "fluffy". It has the following definition:


Light down or fuzz, as on a young bird or on a dandelion or milkweed seed.
Something having a very light, soft, or frothy consistency or appearance: a fluff of meringue; a fluff of cloud.
Something of little substance or consequence, especially:
Light or superficial entertainment: The movie was just another bit of fluff from Hollywood.
Inflated or padded material: The report was mostly fluff, with little new information.
The parts of a junked car that are not metal and cannot be recycled.
Informal An error, especially in the delivery of lines, as by an actor or announcer.

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VW Da Da Da Commercial

VW version:



Microsoft version:

Introducing the newest Apple product

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI

New Clothes To Buy

http://www.bustedtees.com/

Craigslist post is creating buzz

http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSN0941966120071010

Where in the World is Checker?

What time do you think Checker will show today?

Please post your guesses as Comments to this post.

WOTD

The Word-Of-The-Day is "exfoliate". It has the following definition:

1. to throw off in scales, splinters, etc.
2. to remove the surface of (a bone, the skin, etc.) in scales or laminae. –verb (used without object)
3. to throw off scales or flakes; peel off in thin fragments: The bark of some trees exfoliates.

4. Geology.
a.
to split or swell into a scaly aggregate, as certain minerals when heated.
b.
to separate into rudely concentric layers or sheets, as certain rocks during weathering.

5. Medicine/Medical. to separate and come off in scales, as scaling skin or any structure separating in flakes.

Other uses are : "exfoliating", "exfoliated"

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Where in the World is Checker?

What time do you think Checker will show today?

Please post your guesses as Comments to this post.

WOTD

The Word-Of-The-Day is "tourettes". It has the following definition:

a neurological disorder characterized by recurrent involuntary movements, including multiple neck jerks and sometimes vocal tics, as grunts, barks, or words, esp. obscenities.

I realize that this is a disease and should anyone be uncomfortable or take issue with this word for any reason, we will remove the word and choose another.

If any of you need to see this word in full force and why we chose it, may I direct you to the Academy Awarding winning movie Deuce Bigalo Male Gigolo or I am sure you can find examples of it on you tube.

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What 500K Will Get You

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:-

Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease,

let me know.________________________________________

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Outfits of Disaster

On occassion Sara Gaum will make a post to this blog suggesting an outfit day in which we must wear what she determines. Some ideas may be the following:

1) Hawaiian Shirt Day

2) Pirate Outfit Day

3) Red, White, and Blue Day

4) Red Sox Nation Day

5) Commando Day

etc... Please see Sara's posts about when and what to do.

Checker Bored

This game is ongong. People can just simply post to the blog as to what time they think Checker will make his first appearance in class. I will make no more posts about this subject. Just feel free to make a post about your guess anytime you like on any day. The winner gets a date with Checker in which he will most likely not show up.

Monday 10/08/2007 - WOTD

Word-Of-The-Day Rules

The new rules of the game are the following:

1) 15 points = the person who uses the word first

2) 10 points = the person who uses the word in the most unique context

3) 8 points = if the professor also says the word

4) 5 points = if you use the word with a Chuck Norris comment

5) 5 points = if you use the word with a "One time......at Techmark" comment

6) The game can be won instantly by having Professor Ali use the word but not simply as a means of repeating what you said. Professor Ali must use the word in a example or conversational context.

7) You do not receive points for the amount of times you say the word when making a comment. The first time you say the word in the context of your choosing is all that counts.

8) Same rule as #7 for the professor using the word. Repetition of the word by the professor does not acquire more points. Only the first time the professor says the word.

9) In order to control things getting out of hand and not distracting from the learning, please use your discretion with the game. We want to have fun but not impede the learning process. This is a tough aspect to control, but use your best judgement to decipher when things might be getting out of hand and we are detracting from why we are paying loads of money to learn.

10) I will do my best to be judge and keep track of things that are said. However, it is certain that I will miss some exchanges or words and contexts here and there. Hey, I day dream too. Therefore, if you also wish to keep track of the points tally, please do and make a blog post with that you believe the total score at the end of the day is.

11) Please make all post and comments related to these games on this blog and refrain from spamming email.